Notwithstanding the current crop of quacks, Real Conservatives protect the environment. The philosophy of Republicans for Environmental Protection:
"We are Republicans. We share a deep concern for the environment.
We know that a healthy environment and a sound economy are both essential to our nation’s prosperity.
We believe that by working together, we can preserve both our environment and our economy
for current and future generations of Americans."

I am just waiting for the center to shift back my way, so left will be right again, or at least a heck of a lot closer.