As a Proud Neo-Conservative I welcome the new Neo-Progressive***Warning contains Satirical content****

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Observerofu
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Welcome my new Brothers and Sisters.
I sincerely welcome you. For years we the folk whom you have deemed "nonconservative" have been treading the seas alone, always looking
out for the few survivors that jumped off the Titanic long before it hit the "berg". We had given up hope of ever finding any that still believed America is great. That
our Military is mighty and verily I say unto you we should smite down all that resist us and make the World tremble before us.
Those of us who feel that America's Economic and Military might should bring the light of FREEDOM to all greet you with open arms.

Again I welcome my fellow Brothers and Sisters of the "neoprogressive" party.
The assassination of Usama bin Laden was beautifully done. The personal Chicago touch was indeed masterful.

But I must say your blood thirsty zeal that was displayed after the announcement was an unexpected and most welcomed surprise. I mean all those College kids who were
about 8 years old in 2001, celebrating UBL's death was a great touch. I personally would have never thought the Progressive left had the stones to pull off such a feat. Well done.
After all the years of you guys calling our troops baby killers, murderers, terrorist and such who would have thought that underneath it all, you were just itching to release all of that
pent-up frustration, yearning to unleash a little hell in the form of a 200 grain Sierra Boat Tail.

I mean using the very people whom you called "Cheney's Assassination Squad" after 9-11 to do the hit was a stroke of pure genus. We never saw that coming. It's not all our fault though. Clinton lulled us into it by blowing up Aspirin factories and using million dollar missiles to blow up tents and a few camels, you see an excellent "Rope-a-Dope".

So now what's next? We have a long list. All in need of the new neoprogressive justice. Oh and btw-I am so glad that you finally got with the program on Rendition and all that. We have been telling you for years those guys sang like an American Idol hopeful after a few hours on the table. I see now how wrong we were in thinking you really believed what you were saying in public.

Well that's all for now. I know it's going to take some getting used to that new feeling in your chest. It's called pride. Pride in seeing the might that made America great. Pride in the Men and Women who sometimes are called on to give everything for our Freedoms. We will understand if you need to keep up appearances for now with the Michael Moore crowd, but remember once you go
black...ops you never go back.

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Tea Party: Navy SEALS deserve NO honors or accolades

Interesting anecdote that illustrates the zealotry of the Tea Party cancer gripping the Republican party:

The day after Bin Laden's death was announced, the Democrat-controlled United States Senate issued a resolution lauding the US Navy Seal Team 6 for doing an exemplary job in taking out Bin Laden.

Over in the Republican-controlled House of Representatives though, it was a different story. It seems the petulant Teahadists had declared that Congressional resolutions were not authorized under the Tenth Amendment, so they extracted a promise from all Congressional Republicans that they would NOT sign any "Congressional Resolutions" for this term of Congress. The Republican leadership asked the teatards for a one-time exception to this promise for the Navy Seals, but were rebuffed (see the tail wagging the dog here folks?)

Locally, I heard that the Southern Krecent Tea Party was all set to issue their own resolution praising the Navy Seals, but that idea was quickly scuttled when they learned that Bin Laden was not an illegal Mexican.

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Some Illegal Mexicans must be in Arab country!

They go everywhere there is work. Arabs don't like to work--the males that is. Scores of males standing around Bin Ladens old digs yesterday waiting for the women to cook the goat.

Now as to any particular group of the military getting a congressional accolade for doing their job--it is dangerous to sort out a particular group without citing others who do just as dangerous things EVERY DAY.

Also there is the danger of us getting the wrong information at first. They have already changed the facts 2-3 times and there is more to come.

Remember the football player hero; Ollie North the idiot; the heroic female from WV; and on and on.

Better to simply take care of them and their family's welfare with bucks, not BS!
Bravado, and macho are simple things.

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Wow people holding to their principals

They made a promise and the Democrats and Bacon would love for them to break it just this once.

Isn't that why we have $14 trillion in debt?

"I'm cutting more than I'm spending so that it will be a net spending cut.

--Barack Obama, Second Presidential Debate, October 7, 2008[1]"

Let's just compromise our principals just a little more after all isn't that's what is expected from our politicians in DC?

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"Compromised Principals"

I'm not sure how they handle "compromised principals" over there in Stoolbend, Alabama, but around here if a principal gets compromised, the Board of Education generally gets rid of them fairly quickly....YMMV.

With regard to political PRINCIPLES, I was amused to watch the Republican party as a whole run like a pack of scalded dogs away from Paul Ryan's plan to kill Medicare. Something like 72% of all Americans were adamantly against gutting Medicare, and those "principled" conservatives saw the writing on the wall: Don't mess with Grandma's hoveround!

It seems that the political influence of that cancer on America known as the "Tea Party" has distinct limits. That's why we'll never see that fraud known as the "Fair" Tax in your lifetime, too!

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Bacon, pretty good

job being an copewriter at teh AJC anit?

read it backward, your good at that.

You focus to much on the irrelevent.

1. How many mistakes can you find in the above?
2. Who cares?

Give us some new ideas Bacon, become relevant. Convince us of your position, show us the folly of our philosophy.

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Principles/Principals dang it got to slow down

a bit. Been busy working for the recipitant class. Between them and the Government it's gets harder everyday.

Now bacon got something of substance to add my new neo-prog friend?

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Such a clear and self-exposing display of sour grapes. observer

But it doesn't change history does it, mate? Newt Gingrich, Sara Palin, Dick Cheny, Rudy giuliana, you, joecoughy, and all of your *conservative buddies pushed the narrative for OUR President's entire term that he was weak on terror and wrong on foreign policy. You guys have been quickly rebuffed and made to look petty and foolish. The only folks who are more muted are the Birthers. The GOP /*conservative's/ TEA Party's only hope is that a large number of Americans side with them, now, on overhauling Medicare and Social Security.

How do you think that is gonna work out for you, my friend? By the way, I enjoy blogging back and forth with you. You are one of the ONLY individuals on EITHER political side who will concede anything. IMHO, that takes a pretty highly confident person. I am impressed.

Now, enuf with all that jibba jabber. Let the insults resume :-D

Cheers

Observerofu
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kevin just having some fun

Sometimes roundabout just inspires me to be a bit ridiculous.

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OofU, you call this satire?

OofU, you call this satire? It looks more like Rush Limbaugh’s liposuction machine exploded over your keyboard again.

This has got to be the nuttiest stuff you ever wrote since the “great government land grab! Speaking of nutty stuff, I hear Glenn Beck is leaving Faux, you think you got a shot at the spot?

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Now a 4th War. When the Neo-Progs get going they get going

But I have to wonder what Yemen did to us?

"WASHINGTON (The Blaze/AP) — The New York Times says the Obama administration has intensified the covert U.S. war in Yemen, hitting militant suspects with armed drones and fighter jets.

The newspaper says the accelerated campaign has occurred in recent weeks as conflict in Yemen has left the government there struggling to cling to power."

Well anyway any War is a good war right?

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OofU, are you losing your

OofU, are you losing your belly for waging war? Did you finally figure out how much it cost. Are you ready to cut and run? Do you still …

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.., wonder what Yemen did to us?

http://www.google.com/search?q=yemen+and+uss+cole+pictures&hl=en&biw=118...

Observerofu
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I just admire the blood thirsty zeal of Obama

I mean we he gets going he bombs the crap out of everyone.

Weapons manufactures need jobs too.

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