As a Proud Neo-Conservative I welcome the new Neo-Progressive***Warning contains Satirical content****
Welcome my new Brothers and Sisters.
I sincerely welcome you. For years we the folk whom you have deemed "nonconservative" have been treading the seas alone, always looking
out for the few survivors that jumped off the Titanic long before it hit the "berg". We had given up hope of ever finding any that still believed America is great. That
our Military is mighty and verily I say unto you we should smite down all that resist us and make the World tremble before us.
Those of us who feel that America's Economic and Military might should bring the light of FREEDOM to all greet you with open arms.
Again I welcome my fellow Brothers and Sisters of the "neoprogressive" party.
The assassination of Usama bin Laden was beautifully done. The personal Chicago touch was indeed masterful.
But I must say your blood thirsty zeal that was displayed after the announcement was an unexpected and most welcomed surprise. I mean all those College kids who were
about 8 years old in 2001, celebrating UBL's death was a great touch. I personally would have never thought the Progressive left had the stones to pull off such a feat. Well done.
After all the years of you guys calling our troops baby killers, murderers, terrorist and such who would have thought that underneath it all, you were just itching to release all of that
pent-up frustration, yearning to unleash a little hell in the form of a 200 grain Sierra Boat Tail.
I mean using the very people whom you called "Cheney's Assassination Squad" after 9-11 to do the hit was a stroke of pure genus. We never saw that coming. It's not all our fault though. Clinton lulled us into it by blowing up Aspirin factories and using million dollar missiles to blow up tents and a few camels, you see an excellent "Rope-a-Dope".
So now what's next? We have a long list. All in need of the new neoprogressive justice. Oh and btw-I am so glad that you finally got with the program on Rendition and all that. We have been telling you for years those guys sang like an American Idol hopeful after a few hours on the table. I see now how wrong we were in thinking you really believed what you were saying in public.
Well that's all for now. I know it's going to take some getting used to that new feeling in your chest. It's called pride. Pride in seeing the might that made America great. Pride in the Men and Women who sometimes are called on to give everything for our Freedoms. We will understand if you need to keep up appearances for now with the Michael Moore crowd, but remember once you go
black...ops you never go back.
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