To the surprise of virtually no one, grubby Herman Cain (whose mantra has always been "profits before people") won a straw poll at a convention of jackbooted Tea Party thugs on Saturday. LINK.

The failed radio host drew almost twice as many votes as last year's favorite, Sarah Palin. Grubby Herman was the keynote speaker at the hatefest.

Ron "curbstomper" Paul finished a distant third.