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Joe Kawfi
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T'was the night before elections
And all through the town,
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down

I, in my bathrobe,
With a cat in my lap,
Had cut off the TV,
tired of political clap-trap...

When all of a sudden,
There arose such a noise.
I peered out my window,
Saw Obama and his boys.

They had come for my wallet.
They wanted my pay
To give to the others,
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink,
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart.
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On ACORN, on Pelosi,'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as they flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note...

IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM,
GET OUT AND VOTE!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA, OUR ONLY HOPE!

Observerofu
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Nightmare before November

I just hope the beginning of the end is near. The Progressive dogma is a cancer that must be exorcised. Liberals and Conservatives can work together but they envision a different Country altogether.

A Socialist utopia.

Courthouserules
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Kawfi and Santa

This is pretty bad half poetry, but you are forcing me to compose something more true and factual soon!

If such poetry as you write is the full-blown truth to all people
then I fear someone will burst your balloon!

Joe Kawfi
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Casting call for Townhall

The administration is looking for actors to show up at their townhall meeting in D.C.

Pathetic .....truly pathetic

PRESIDENT OBAMA TOWN HALL, DC MTV, BET, and CMT (prods.) are casting the audience for a town hall meeting with President Obama. Shooting Oct. 14 at 4 p.m. in Washington, DC. Seeking—Audience Members: males and females, 18+. To apply, email townhallaudience@mtvnmix.com and put "Town Hall" in the subject line. To ensure that the audience represents diverse interests and political views, include your name, phone number, hometown, school attending, your job and what issues, if any, you are ...[more]

MYTMITE
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Great poetry, Joe, and oh so true.

Perhaps you can give CHR some pointers on writing poetry and prose.

Courthouserules
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MyTJoe

You know us seniors won't get a raise again this yer---just like last year?

Is there no end to the Bush thieves tragedy?
Caused by 10 year policy of conserves.
You know President Obama doesn't want to cut us old folks out, don't you?
He loves us! He loves everyone---even stock manipulators, etc.

Observerofu
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Oh yes the one loves us all

all hail the one.

Courthouserules
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Ode to Kawfi

ODE TO KAWFI

What kawfi wants is certainly on its way,
Makes me feel excited and fearful today.
The soup lines are coming in great dismay,
And all will truly have the piper to pay.

Greed is good,says Geko,when I sit on high.
The more not working and hungry the more I make,
I will be able to increase my piece of the pie.
It is good to have much, I am not at night awake.

Restaurants will not be crowded with the unwashed,
And my personal power will gloat over the rabble.
I have no worries, it is easy to get my checks cashed.
The moaning and begging for food will all sound like babble.

Soon I will purchase hundreds of foreclosed structures,
And then I can quit harping about Washington ruptures!

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Hey CHR$

What ever you do, don't give up your day job.

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