Golf Cart Window Thief

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savethevinyl
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Here is a warning to the punk or punks that stole the windshield off my golf cart while it was stranded for less than one hour today. (near 3 ponds on the southside) The windshield had very clear markings (even after you take off the stickers). Do you really think you can elude me and my peeps. So for the rest of you, if you have a neighbor or acquaintance that had a broken or missing windshield and now all of sudden has a new windshield (Club Car) let me know and I will gladly give you a finders fee. Even better how about upping the ante if your tips leads to an arrest. $50 big ones in cash is my offer. Call me Dog the Golf Cart Hunter. Looking forward from hearing you the public.

Bonkers
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Sorry save the vinyl

But what are $50 "big ones?"

And, what are those markings you said were very clear?

Are you "vinyl" or "dog the golf cart hunter?" Aren't you looking for a windshield, not a golf cart? Stranded for less than one hour? What kind of neighborhood do you live in?

What kind of gibberish is this? Did you read it?

Doesn't impress or frighten me if that was your intention!

Robert W. Morgan
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You are definitely bonkers

And I mean that in the nicest possible way. You are out of your mind! No other possible excuse for your rambling. Nuts. Whacko. Crazy. Certainly Bonkers.

You must be a second identity for a relatively normal person/poster. Right?

Good name at least.

Bonkers
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Morgan

Maybe you can answer my questions about the $50 big ones? Will his "peeps" help him much?
Maybe those clear markings were his or her secret code!
I wanted to ask if he owned a charger?

Somebody said you were a banker? That right?

Robert W. Morgan
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My God, I'm actually talking to him. Kill me please

OK, Bonkers. Fifty big ones usually means $50,000. $50 big ones means nothing except a logical person (grab one if one is nearby) would assume the writer did a keyboard fau pax and actually meant $50 (meaning fifty dollars), You OK with that?

Bonkers
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Morgan

Even when you agree with me you can't stand it, can you?

Maybe $50 big ones means 50 dollars is a lot of big ones (1$ bills).
He may only use quarters, normally.

If you are OK with such ghetto conversational gibberish, then try it out yourself dude! Don't hear our President saying such stuff!

savethevinyl
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Bonkers & Morgan

I am glad to see that both of you continue to have ample free time to ramble nonsensical parables. I was merely expressing my frustration about having a windshield stolen after 20 years of crime free time in the "Bubble". Perhaps $50 is not something that would not get your attention, but it may cause some punk to rat out anther punk. A charger you say, but off course. They do say that I am committed or should I say should be committed. Thank you for starting my week out with a good laugh.

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Taz em bro

When you catch the wind shield thieves just taz them. Save the 50