A "Lighter" Slant To This Budget Mess
OK, so Mr Imker and Chief Eiswerth had a verbal tiff in public. Whoopie! With all the rhetoric this morning (me included), one might surmise that a monetary benefit could be found. For instance, as an opening act for the attendance deficit Amphitheatre, not to mention a cash strapped town, why not set up a ring and let these two go at each other? A Peachtree City Wrastlin' Extravaganza! Two old fat guys going at one another-Other than at least one ego, what could it hurt?
The folks at the Recreation Department could bill it as Fayette's first super heavyweight wrastlin' match, complete with beer, wine and hard spirits (so as not to deny our City Manager). Councilman Sturbaum could serve as the guest referee and our esteemed mayor could serve as emcee. Our two female Councilpersons could accompany each contestant. We could borrow EMT's from our neighbors in Fayetteville because we do want to be fair. I would insist, however, that neither pugilist wear a speedo so as not to offend the religious among us.
To start things off we could hold a debate between our two previous mayors on how great they are.