The Gospel of Obama

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One night an angel appeared in a dream and told the prophet Obama to go upon Mount Washington and counsel with god about healthcare for the people.
So Obama climbed to the top of Mount Washington and for 3 years he contemplated the separation of church and state and healthcare.

Then jesus appeared in the fog of Mount Washington and told Obama, “to whom much is given, much is required”. And Obama saw the light.
Then out of the light god came to Obama and said the 1st amendment is manmade and that healthcare is not part of religion but is an obligation of the state.

He (god) then gave Obama the biblical authority to overrule the 1st amendment, giving power to Obama to raise the tax rate 4.6% for couples making $250,000 or more to implement Obamacare.

Then the prophet Obama came down from Mount Washington and told the people that god had given them the 11th Commandment.
The 11th commandment Obama said was, ye of the catholic faith shall henceforth tithe the IRS and not the priest to pay for Obamacare. The people asked, but what is Obamacare? And the disciple Pelosi said, “we must first pass it in Congress to see what it is. And the people accepted this divine reasoning.

Obama then commanded his disciple Sebelious as Secretary of Health and Human Services to give a new meaning to separation of church and state. And Sebelious said unto the people, “render unto Caesar that which is Caesars. And the people accepted this divine meaning.

Then the prophet Obama commanded the Catholic hospitals to provide the people with contraception, sterilization and the morning after pill.
And when the church balked, Obama reminded them that god had given Obama dominion over healthcare.

And so it came to pass that the people accepted this new commandment and god was pleased. After time, the people realized that in the 3 years Obama had been on Mount Washington, the economy had gone to hell and the devil reigned supreme over all the land.

But the prophet Obama said to the people, “yea, though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death, fear no evil. For after the election, I will be with you for 4 more years.

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