The Citizen Investigative Reporter: In the interests of public safety everywhere, this report from Leesburg, Va.
Samuel, 8: Once upon a time I was sleeping. Then my pet snake Bruno escaped.
And then I woke up and didn’t see my snake. I said “Curses! Foiled again!”
After that I gave everybody the bad news.
I told Isaac [Samuel’s elder bother, 18] that my snake escaped. And I said, “Aaarrrgghaerrr!”
Snakes are good for killing crickets. Not clickets.
Snakes eat spiders and then clickets. He was a very lost snake and a harmless snake. Mom picked him up by hand. Read More»