Hey guys (and girls), but mostly guys,
Would you mind terribly if I bring up a personal matter with you? This will be just between us, and you know who you are. I won’t mention it to another soul.
I worry about you. You have been so kind to me and my family over the years. You don’t know how fond I am of you, and I’m so grateful to be remembered and included in your promotion ceremonies, the annual officers’ banquet, July 4th celebrations, and all the rest.
Let me come right out and tell you what’s on my mind: You’re fat, or getting that way, really fast. Read More»