A wife returned home from work and found her husband sitting in his favorite chair reading the paper. After rummaging around in the kitchen for awhile, she said, “Honey, I read today that men speak 2,000 words a day and women speak 4,000 words each day.
Preoccupied with the paper, he muttered, “Uh-huh, I wonder why that is?”
After a pause, she said, “I guess it’s due to the fact that women have to repeat everything twice to their husbands.”
The husband responded, predictably, “What did you say?” Read More»